Monthly Archives: March 2011

well well. well well well. well. what do we have here? another month has ended eh? i guess that means… time for more BONUS PICTURES BIATCHES this is a picture drawn to honor my friend alex. his last name is … Continue reading →

the sea cucumber and sea star, they travel together! they are the best of frieaeynds! right after this moment, they killed the coral and took turns shitting on its corpse.

you guys, don’t put marshmallows in the microwave, ya dig? some pretty NOT LEGIT stuff happens. and you can’t even eat the marshmallow afterwards! well… not unless you like butt-flavored… butts.

clam kisses! aww… i hope they’re… wet.

aw yeah, the adventures of bacon man and his trusty sidekick mar-snail! defeating the vices of the evil vegetable! and… ooh. look at mar-snail’s tight lemonade. damn, you could bounce a quarter off of that thing. concept by Marcel Verstraete

a showcase of three different types of flies that i’m sure everyone has encountered at least once. amirite? …yeah, i’m right

hush bundt, don’t cry son. everything will be ok. when i eat you. concept partially by jackie cosgrove

listen up! since it might not be obvious, this here is a picture of two mice sailing on a bar of soap in a bathtub. the background is a BATHROOM, thank you. and the mice are doing just FINE. concept … Continue reading →

this is a horse who is playing sensual jazz. he is also half-robot and naked. i apologize to all saxophone enthusiasts, as he his holding his saxophone wrong. concept by Nathan Couture

just broccoli and onion friends, living their lives. they facebook

it’s the story of rapunzel! but it’s the french version! meaning it’s gross.

it’s a shrimp parachute! SHRAMP… AND WHITE WINE

two tissues mourn over their lost friend in the only way they know how: through tap dance

this is a beached whale. but it is not in distress, no. it is having FUN

a bunch of celery pirates, sailing on their celery pirate ship. celery has negative calories i hear. that’s pretty badass

St. PFEFFERMINST PALLAST! a hurr hurr hurr Happy st. patrick’s day! Peppermint Patty © Charles Schultz

this is the result of buying a coconut recently. and everything about the coconut is TRUE. GOT DAMNNN! it smelled like rotten glue, you guys.

YEEEEEEEEAH! the 100th picture is here! what a landmark! a party is in order! this here is a good ol’ fashioned picture battle done with some of my friends! here are their colors: Kyle Hagen = blue James Malleis = … Continue reading →

it is a bleeding turnip biting an opossum. for those of you keeping track, yes, i have now drawn everything.

the ice cream lizard! yaaaay! it’s a living! i said i was JOKING YOU GUYS