a picture based on a similar picture i drew for a picture game. picture, picture. picture.

…oh, shit. i forgot what the date was. uuuuum, uuuuuhhh…

after i uploaded this picture, i realized that i didn’t even fill in the “a”. damn, i’m lazy.

aww yeah, here we are. yup. it’s a picture. and you know that paper i said i had to write yesterday? that happened today.

i have to write a paper tonight… and by “tonight” i mean wait a few more hours before i throw things together in a panic. but here’s a pic that i threw together in a panic.

to be honest? i think it’s pretty clever.

because everybody knows that spaghetti squash is the only good squash.

following in the wake of pure trendsetting left by the broccoli picture, i decided to also draw an official squash picture. remember, if anyone asks, this is the official one!

this squash farts yellow bubbles

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i think that if broccoli had an official shirt, it would go something like this.

lemon vampire is… ASIAN

drawing #2 in the “i’m sick” series, here is ghostieberry, the ghost strawberry.

oooooooooooooh

 this is me in baby kitten form. yes. i am a furry now.

and yeah, i’ve just been not feelin’ it all week. sorry folks

a picture detailing another trip to chicago i recently took. sorry it’s not in color, but it was just so… so long.

detailing my recent brush with mexican candy

the adventures of unicorn cop. to be continued…?

orange things? yes! do i know what i’m doing? nope.

 …or do they?

if you notice, the accents over the “creme brulee” were drawn in by ME. yeah, i like to think that we take things to the next level around here.

a giraffe AND a star giraffe in the same picture?! HNNNNNNNNNGH. i can’t help it, i love those buggers so much!

an experiment with coloring, i suppose. i like how it turned out.

 this is a picture of an “evil, midget kangaroo”. instead of evil, i kind of made him into a douchebag, complete with all the douche attire: sideways hat, pink shirt, popped collar, you get the idea. and he’s stealing a cupcake from the poor chipmunk. so i guess he’s kind of evil in the end. for tyler’s birthday.

oh, and neither of them are super saiyan or anything. the green is just an attempt at background.

happy birthday tyler!

this is how cowlicks actually happen.

yeah, you thought armadillos didn’t play sports? oh, yeah it’s ok to think that. if you want to be WRONG

that thing next to the left armadillo’s head was supposed to portray the impact of his headbutt, but it kind of looks like a spiky halo instead. but there’s nothing wrong with the idea of an armadillo angel; it sounds kind of cute, actually.

a fig. too cool. for school.

also, that’s not a fig newton; that’s a crazy fig slammer. so no need to give copyright!

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